some light humor :) and true!

NOTES FROM THE EDGE OF LIFE

 

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,

Unicorns

 

Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely,

Logic

 

Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely,

The Titanic

 

Dear America ,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,

Canada

 

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...

Sincerely,

Google

 

Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely,

1985

 

Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely,

BP

 

Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely,

Black people

 

Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely,

Sarah Palin

 

Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely,

Nail Salon Ladies

 

Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,

Alcohol

 

Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?

Sincerely,

The Mayans

 

Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,

Native Americans

 

Dear iPhone,

Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

Sincerely,

Every iPhone User

 

Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up...

Sincerely,

The Girls of Jersey Shore

 

Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,

Elephant

Poetry i like

from Ted Berrigan:
In my house, every cloud has a silver lining.
There is only one cloud in my house.
Inside that cloud is a joke.
It is an inside joke.

Joy is what I like, that, and love.

from St Gerand:
The only response to a child's grave is to lie down before it and play dead.

Randall Jarrell:  "I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is this:  it is one in which 9/10ths or our "intellectuals" cannot read poetry."

Robert Frost:  " A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom."

Graham Nash:
Thinking to myself today, I'm sorry that you went away, I'm feeling down, what can i say?  I miss you.
I'm holding back and it's not fair, I think I'm trying not to care, Of broken hearts I've had my share.
But I miss you.